Okay, two unacceptably lame drafts saved + one chest cold barreling down my lungal area like a semi = Guwi needs to go to bed and phone it in for today. Hopefully coherence and better writing return tomorrow. Also? The laundry fairy, because WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT SHE BLEW OFF HER SHIFT AGAIN TODAY. She is so fired.
And now, one of my favorite youtube videos which rather sums up how I and my chest are feeling right now.