Say It Isn't So-ooo-oh-ooo.

Psssssssst. Come Closer. I have something to tell you, but I have to whisper.

Lance Bass is gay.

But you didn't hear it from me.

As Michael Stipe once said, "I didn't think I needed to come out of the closet. I thought it was perfectly obvious."

Or words to that effect.

Did you know Ellen Degeneres is also gay? Hm.

Can I have "Painfully Obvious Truisms" for $800, Alex?

Can I also have "People We Don't Really Care Are Gay Because It's Their Own Business" for $500, Alex?

And finally, can I have, "Who The Hell Is Lance Bass anyway, Oh, Wait, He Was In One Of Those Boy Bands Or Something, Right?" for $1000, Alex?


What celebrities will resort to when they're no longer in the news. Next thing you know, Star Jones will come out of the closet.

You heard it here first.


donna said...

First Star Jones needs to do something about her now ridiculously oversized head. I mean, good for her for losing weight, but has no one told her that her head now looks like an orange on a toothpick?

Marcia said...


I so don't believe you.

Next you're going to tell me that Rosie O'Donnell is a lesbian.