Psssssssst. Come Closer. I have something to tell you, but I have to whisper.
Lance Bass is gay.
But you didn't hear it from me.
As Michael Stipe once said, "I didn't think I needed to come out of the closet. I thought it was perfectly obvious."
Or words to that effect.
Did you know Ellen Degeneres is also gay? Hm.
Can I have "Painfully Obvious Truisms" for $800, Alex?
Can I also have "People We Don't Really Care Are Gay Because It's Their Own Business" for $500, Alex?
And finally, can I have, "Who The Hell Is Lance Bass anyway, Oh, Wait, He Was In One Of Those Boy Bands Or Something, Right?" for $1000, Alex?
What celebrities will resort to when they're no longer in the news. Next thing you know, Star Jones will come out of the closet.
You heard it here first.