Because Eloquence is his middle name. (which, obviously, would have made a much better choice than Hussein.)

Okay, a lame cop-out post, but still. I can't help it, I love this picture. 2), my chest cold has hit full force, which affects my ability to form a complete sentence. Completely. And sentencely. D) and finally, my mother is here. If she gets wind of the fact that I'm on the computer, she will play Mah-Jongg for four hours and then my blogging streak is ALL SHOT TO HELL.