Why yes, it was the first thing that popped into my head.

John was playing with his iphone, his new nightly activity (I know, hot!). So, in amazement, he informed me that google has a new voice search function. He queued it up for me, and when the voice prompt came up, I said in a clear, firm, and loud voice, “MIDGET P*RN.”

That’s just when I heard the tiny voice immediately behind me on the stairs. “Mom? I’ve tried everything and I just can’t fall asleep.”

For the record? For a tall kid he can creep really silently down the stairs. Also for the record? Google voice search works juuuust fine.

Man alive, there are some strange websites out there.


Marmite Breath said...

OMG!! I bet I know what your child is going to talk about at school tomorrow.

Your Much Funnier Sister-In-Law said...

Apropos of nothing, but is it me, or does Marmite Breath's blog background looks exactly like one of your Isabella bag patterns?

I know, I'm sharp like that.

PS: Excuse me. Midget porn? And MY husband is the naughty one?