John was playing with his iphone, his new nightly activity (I know, hot!). So, in amazement, he informed me that google has a new voice search function. He queued it up for me, and when the voice prompt came up, I said in a clear, firm, and loud voice, “MIDGET P*RN.”
That’s just when I heard the tiny voice immediately behind me on the stairs. “Mom? I’ve tried everything and I just can’t fall asleep.”
For the record? For a tall kid he can creep really silently down the stairs. Also for the record? Google voice search works juuuust fine.
Man alive, there are some strange websites out there.