Typhoid Mary Calling, will you accept?

I hate to do this YET AGAIN but am phoning it in for today. I just had a coughing spell so extreme (Extreme Coughing! Find it on a tweener network near you!) that I actually thought my lungs might have found their way into my cupped hand. [open hand, peek nervously, breathe sigh of relief. No lungs!]

So again, a video for your amusement. I will make an effort tomorrow to try 25% harder to come up with something clever.